Since farmville becoming so so so popular on facebook I will be reveleasing some tricks. So Stay tune on this blog.
If you heard about farmbot, this is a scripts that allow you to plow, plant and harvest your vegies and fruits unattended. It means that if you run the farmbot every time you are not around to play, the scripts will do the jobs.
Thursday, February 18, 2010
Wednesday, February 3, 2010
Fight Night Agility problem
During training you must focus on SPEED, this will increase your character (+1) Agility.
Tuesday, February 2, 2010
Precinct Online Finder in the Philippines
Before going to your precinct on the Philippines Presidential Election, you may check the validity of your name and precinct using the Comelec precinct finder. This is an Online facility created by Philippine Commission on Election. Voters can got to http://www.comelec.gov.ph/precinctfinder/precinctfinder.aspx and inquire regarding their precicnt.
Bidvertiser Publisher Payment
I have seen some negative write-ups and comment about bidvertiser. Some said that they are not paid.
In contrast I just received a payment from them. Below is the payment done in my paypal account.
So... I can say now that Bidvertiser is legit.
In contrast I just received a payment from them. Below is the payment done in my paypal account.
So... I can say now that Bidvertiser is legit.
Mafia Facebook Thai Passport
The Thai Passport is the final item required to access Bangkok. It was released to a small number of players on January 21, 2010.
January 28, 2010 the passport is part of job loot drops in Bangkok.
January 28, 2010 - you can obtain a passport by one of the following
Asking the Clerk once every 12 hours for free
Bribe for 30 RP
Post a news feed stating that you need a passport, and hope someone will gift it to you.
Currently, the most reliable but most costly way to gain a Thai Passport is buying it for 30RP. Though, asking the Clerk can be rather time-consuming but it is free and it is not at all unreliable. The highly recommended way to gain your passport is by asking the Clerk.
from: http://mafiawars.wikia.com/wiki/Thai_Passport
January 28, 2010 the passport is part of job loot drops in Bangkok.
January 28, 2010 - you can obtain a passport by one of the following
Asking the Clerk once every 12 hours for free
Bribe for 30 RP
Post a news feed stating that you need a passport, and hope someone will gift it to you.
Currently, the most reliable but most costly way to gain a Thai Passport is buying it for 30RP. Though, asking the Clerk can be rather time-consuming but it is free and it is not at all unreliable. The highly recommended way to gain your passport is by asking the Clerk.
from: http://mafiawars.wikia.com/wiki/Thai_Passport
Monday, February 1, 2010
Dynamic website tutorials
This is my first time to create a tutorials in web development and i hope this will help some newbie web developer.
In this article, I used PHP server scripting and mySQL as a data repository. This is only a basic dynamic website. You can edit, add and delete pages.
First, we have to create a database. Since this is only a basic, i will only use one table.
1. Create your database. name it myDB.
2. Create the table. Name it myTABLE and create the fields: id [integer][auto increment], pages [varchar 20], title [varchar 255], body[longtext ], date[varchar 20], and author [varchar 20].
3. Put a dummy data on the fields.
id auto number
pages About
title Company Profile
body This can be a paragraph
date [blank]
author einnox
4. Ok. let’s do the coding. First you have to plan the structure and how you can execute a less work. Using reusable codes is one of them.
Create a header and footer page, and include them in your index page:
Now, create the connection. In this tuturial i will put the connection in a one file called conn.php and save it under include folder.
Folder Structure:
wwwroot:
footer.php
header.php
index.php
/include/conn.php
Now, lets do the connection page. Save it at folder /include
Ohhh that sweet. We have already a connection script where we will user entire the page. We just include the conn.php to the page and call the functions mylogin() and mylogout().
ex:
create a html table here for your header
create a html table here for your footer
We will now create the actual page. Save it as index.php
——————————————————–
<\?php
$myquery = “SELECT pages FROM MyTable order by id asc”;
$myresult = mysql_query($myquery) or die (“Error in query: $myquery. ” . mysql_error());
while($willdisp = mysql_fetch_object($myresult))
{
echo “”;
echo “”;
echo ” $willdisp->pages”;
echo “”;
}
}
?\>
<\?php
$q = “SELECT * FROM MyTable WHERE id = ‘$id’”;
$r = mysql_query($q) or die (“Error in query: $q. ” . mysql_error());
$disp = mysql_fetch_object($r);
if($disp) {
echo “$disp->title ”;
echo “”;
echo “”;
echo nl2br($disp->body);
echo “”;
echo “”;
echo “Last updated:”;
echo formatDate($disp->date);
echo “”;
echo “updated by:”
echo “disp->author”;
echo “”;
}
?\>
———————————————–
dont worry, explanation here
The first part is the connection where we only call the connection script conn.php.Then we open the database using the mylogin(); function.
Then we create a html table where we included the header.php
Then the body. The body consist of a table with two columns. first column hold the navigation script, and the second column holds the contents.
On the navigation column you can find the php scripts where the [index.php?id='$id'] is passing a parameter [$id] to itself. If you have a navigation [Home][Services][products][Contacts] and has the corresponding id’s [1][2][3][4] the script will display the content of navigation when the id parameter will be pass along. Quiet cool, but we have only the index.php which the content are dynamically interchanging everytime the id is changing. This kind of website can hold may navigation link, just add on the database and its automatically display on the index page.
So now? you owe me 5 cent This is calle da spagheti code.
In this article, I used PHP server scripting and mySQL as a data repository. This is only a basic dynamic website. You can edit, add and delete pages.
First, we have to create a database. Since this is only a basic, i will only use one table.
1. Create your database. name it myDB.
2. Create the table. Name it myTABLE and create the fields: id [integer][auto increment], pages [varchar 20], title [varchar 255], body[longtext ], date[varchar 20], and author [varchar 20].
3. Put a dummy data on the fields.
id auto number
pages About
title Company Profile
body This can be a paragraph
date [blank]
author einnox
4. Ok. let’s do the coding. First you have to plan the structure and how you can execute a less work. Using reusable codes is one of them.
Create a header and footer page, and include them in your index page:
Now, create the connection. In this tuturial i will put the connection in a one file called conn.php and save it under include folder.
Folder Structure:
wwwroot:
footer.php
header.php
index.php
/include/conn.php
Now, lets do the connection page. Save it at folder /include
Ohhh that sweet. We have already a connection script where we will user entire the page. We just include the conn.php to the page and call the functions mylogin() and mylogout().
ex:
create a html table here for your header
create a html table here for your footer
We will now create the actual page. Save it as index.php
——————————————————–
<\?php
$myquery = “SELECT pages FROM MyTable order by id asc”;
$myresult = mysql_query($myquery) or die (“Error in query: $myquery. ” . mysql_error());
while($willdisp = mysql_fetch_object($myresult))
{
echo “”;
echo “”;
echo ” $willdisp->pages”;
echo “”;
}
}
?\>
<\?php
$q = “SELECT * FROM MyTable WHERE id = ‘$id’”;
$r = mysql_query($q) or die (“Error in query: $q. ” . mysql_error());
$disp = mysql_fetch_object($r);
if($disp) {
echo “$disp->title ”;
echo “”;
echo “”;
echo nl2br($disp->body);
echo “”;
echo “”;
echo “Last updated:”;
echo formatDate($disp->date);
echo “”;
echo “updated by:”
echo “disp->author”;
echo “”;
}
?\>
———————————————–
dont worry, explanation here
The first part is the connection where we only call the connection script conn.php.Then we open the database using the mylogin(); function.
Then we create a html table where we included the header.php
Then the body. The body consist of a table with two columns. first column hold the navigation script, and the second column holds the contents.
On the navigation column you can find the php scripts where the [index.php?id='$id'] is passing a parameter [$id] to itself. If you have a navigation [Home][Services][products][Contacts] and has the corresponding id’s [1][2][3][4] the script will display the content of navigation when the id parameter will be pass along. Quiet cool, but we have only the index.php which the content are dynamically interchanging everytime the id is changing. This kind of website can hold may navigation link, just add on the database and its automatically display on the index page.
So now? you owe me 5 cent This is calle da spagheti code.
What is Host Header?
I am always asked about this. So i will give some explaination.
Let’s go!!!
HOST HEADER is a term in web servers, thats for sure. . If your are hosting many websites in a single machine or IP, of course you used host header. Host Header is the one who identify or map the website from the domain to the host server. For example: you have a domain NAGLAINGKA.COM registered in onlinenic or other DNS servers. This domain naglaingka.com has a dns pointer like “NS1.serverko.com and ns2.serverko.com”. You can edit the “DNS” by pointing it to your host IP.
Scenario:
1. you have domain naglaingka.com and nalalaingka.com
2. You have a webserver with public ip of 192.168.0.1
Solutions:
1. put the webpages of naglaingka.com in a folder naglaingka on the host computer.
2. put the webpages of nalalaing.com in a folder nalalaingka on the host computer.
3. login to your DNS provider and edit the DNS for nalaingka.com.
host = “blank”
type = A
data = 192.168.0.1
host = www
type = A
data = 192.168.0.1
do this also at nalalainglka.com
Note: if you notice a created 2 pointer, 1 for the blank and 1 for the www. This simply means that if you type naglaingka.com without www, still it will resolve to the IP. So you can access the website with or without the www prefix.
4. Now login to your host computer with 192.168.0.2 Internet Protocol and the ff:
4.1. Go to your Internet Information Services or simply IIS
4.2. Right click and choose New Site and click Next
4.3. Type the Description of the site
4.4. IP and Port Settings
- all unassigned
- port = 80
- hostheader = naglaingka.com
- Path = d:\naglaingka
- read only
Create again a host header for www
a. Go to the properties of the website you created
b. On the website Tab, click the advanced button
c. click Add on the multiple Identities
d. All unassigned, port = 80, hostheader = www.naglaingka.com
e. Ok. your done
Do step 4.2 until above line for the nalalaingka.com.
Finish!!
Let’s go!!!
HOST HEADER is a term in web servers, thats for sure. . If your are hosting many websites in a single machine or IP, of course you used host header. Host Header is the one who identify or map the website from the domain to the host server. For example: you have a domain NAGLAINGKA.COM registered in onlinenic or other DNS servers. This domain naglaingka.com has a dns pointer like “NS1.serverko.com and ns2.serverko.com”. You can edit the “DNS” by pointing it to your host IP.
Scenario:
1. you have domain naglaingka.com and nalalaingka.com
2. You have a webserver with public ip of 192.168.0.1
Solutions:
1. put the webpages of naglaingka.com in a folder naglaingka on the host computer.
2. put the webpages of nalalaing.com in a folder nalalaingka on the host computer.
3. login to your DNS provider and edit the DNS for nalaingka.com.
host = “blank”
type = A
data = 192.168.0.1
host = www
type = A
data = 192.168.0.1
do this also at nalalainglka.com
Note: if you notice a created 2 pointer, 1 for the blank and 1 for the www. This simply means that if you type naglaingka.com without www, still it will resolve to the IP. So you can access the website with or without the www prefix.
4. Now login to your host computer with 192.168.0.2 Internet Protocol and the ff:
4.1. Go to your Internet Information Services or simply IIS
4.2. Right click and choose New Site and click Next
4.3. Type the Description of the site
4.4. IP and Port Settings
- all unassigned
- port = 80
- hostheader = naglaingka.com
- Path = d:\naglaingka
- read only
Create again a host header for www
a. Go to the properties of the website you created
b. On the website Tab, click the advanced button
c. click Add on the multiple Identities
d. All unassigned, port = 80, hostheader = www.naglaingka.com
e. Ok. your done
Do step 4.2 until above line for the nalalaingka.com.
Finish!!
Can’t login to mysql using web base apps
I experienced some weird things on MySQL. This was not only once but every time, i installed a new instance of MySQL Server.
The system i’m porting to the database can’t able to connect to the MySQL Server. So I tried some series of test to trouble shoot the problem.
First, i created a simple scripts that log-in to mySQL
Second, i Create a query to execute and display the table contents.
Boom!!!!
At my first step, i find out that i cant login to the database. So i used my friend google to find out whats is the prblem. And i came up to this site ‘http://dev.mysql.com/doc/refman/4.1/en/old-client.html’.
This is the simple solution:
1. Go to: MySQL Commandline Client
2. Login using your root password
3. mysql> set password for ‘root’@'localhost’ = OLD_PASSWORD(‘newpassword’);
4. If successful,
Query OK, 0 rows affected (0.00 sec)
mysql>
5. If not, try again
The system i’m porting to the database can’t able to connect to the MySQL Server. So I tried some series of test to trouble shoot the problem.
First, i created a simple scripts that log-in to mySQL
Second, i Create a query to execute and display the table contents.
Boom!!!!
At my first step, i find out that i cant login to the database. So i used my friend google to find out whats is the prblem. And i came up to this site ‘http://dev.mysql.com/doc/refman/4.1/en/old-client.html’.
This is the simple solution:
1. Go to: MySQL Commandline Client
2. Login using your root password
3. mysql> set password for ‘root’@'localhost’ = OLD_PASSWORD(‘newpassword’);
4. If successful,
Query OK, 0 rows affected (0.00 sec)
mysql>
5. If not, try again
@echo off
One of my office mate (echo) was creating some batchfile when suddenly one of co-employee ask why his batchfile wouldnt work.
He told to echo that he is using his name as variable on batchfile just like echo is doing. And he demonstrated that he uses “@ryan off” but simply not working, while echo’s “@echo off” is working fine.
Of course we look at him grinning and explain that @echo is a command in DOS which by coincidence is echo is using.
When your echo is on, it will display each line of code on the screen but when your echo is off, it will only display the command output on the screen.
He told to echo that he is using his name as variable on batchfile just like echo is doing. And he demonstrated that he uses “@ryan off” but simply not working, while echo’s “@echo off” is working fine.
Of course we look at him grinning and explain that @echo is a command in DOS which by coincidence is echo is using.
When your echo is on, it will display each line of code on the screen but when your echo is off, it will only display the command output on the screen.
Copying files on the network
Since i already tackled some batch file from my recent post. I will share some tips on copying/backing-up files on the network eventhough the files was in-use. It frustrates us sometimes when we are copying files on the network then at the middle of copy process it will stop and says “Can’t copy files.files because the file was in-use”. Grrrr… you are copying a 30G of file then suddenly it will error like this.
So you want to copy files without interruption? Ok! we will formulate one. This DOS commands will copy all file on your source folder, but if you have already the file on your target folder it will not. But if the old file on your source folder was modified or was updated this dos command will copy the updated files eventhough it is already present in your target folder.
1. Map the source computer and the target computer. Let say we put the target computer to drive x:\ and source to y:\. Of course you can use your local computer as your target and source too.
source computer/folder == Y:
target computer/folder == X:
2. Now ceate the batch file. Open your text pad or notepad and SAVE AS to copy.bat. Note: before clicking the SAVE button, it must be sure that the SAVE AS TYPE == ALL FILES and the ENCODING == ANSI
3. then create the script
@echo off
xcopy “y:\source folder\*.*” x:\target folder /c /s /r /d /i /h /y
rem back up successful!
pause
4. Save the file.
5. Close the batch file. Locate the batch file, then double click. [It must open the Command line interface and excute the script]. When the execution was finish, you must see the “back up successful!”.
6. Explaination here
@echo off ##
xcopy ## it will copy all the files and subdirectories
*.* ## it will copy all file with any extension. You can also select file according to extension like *.xls or according to files itself like reports.*
/c ## continue to copy even there is an error
/s ## copy directories and subdirectories except the empty one
/r ## overwrites read-only files
/d ## date
/i ## If destination does not exist and copying more than one file, assumes that destination must be a directory.
/h ## Copies hidden and system files
/y ## overwrite existing files
If you will use this for back up purposes. Let say you will backup a target folder every wednesday, you can schedule your back up using Windows Scheduler. START>PROGRAM>ACCESSORIES>SYSTEM TOOLS>SCHEDULED TASKS create new schedule and map to the bat file.
So you want to copy files without interruption? Ok! we will formulate one. This DOS commands will copy all file on your source folder, but if you have already the file on your target folder it will not. But if the old file on your source folder was modified or was updated this dos command will copy the updated files eventhough it is already present in your target folder.
1. Map the source computer and the target computer. Let say we put the target computer to drive x:\ and source to y:\. Of course you can use your local computer as your target and source too.
source computer/folder == Y:
target computer/folder == X:
2. Now ceate the batch file. Open your text pad or notepad and SAVE AS to copy.bat. Note: before clicking the SAVE button, it must be sure that the SAVE AS TYPE == ALL FILES and the ENCODING == ANSI
3. then create the script
@echo off
xcopy “y:\source folder\*.*” x:\target folder /c /s /r /d /i /h /y
rem back up successful!
pause
4. Save the file.
5. Close the batch file. Locate the batch file, then double click. [It must open the Command line interface and excute the script]. When the execution was finish, you must see the “back up successful!”.
6. Explaination here
@echo off ##
xcopy ## it will copy all the files and subdirectories
*.* ## it will copy all file with any extension. You can also select file according to extension like *.xls or according to files itself like reports.*
/c ## continue to copy even there is an error
/s ## copy directories and subdirectories except the empty one
/r ## overwrites read-only files
/d ## date
/i ## If destination does not exist and copying more than one file, assumes that destination must be a directory.
/h ## Copies hidden and system files
/y ## overwrite existing files
If you will use this for back up purposes. Let say you will backup a target folder every wednesday, you can schedule your back up using Windows Scheduler. START>PROGRAM>ACCESSORIES>SYSTEM TOOLS>SCHEDULED TASKS create new schedule and map to the bat file.
Enabling IIS 7 on MS Vista home Edition
Got my New Toy and lil bit confused with the security of vista and its features. So as a so “Called Internet developer”, i look first how to install the IIS. Since i’m windows 2000 nuthugger , i’m looking for the so called “Windows Components” on vista. Hayyyy… It was already changed to Program and Features.
1. Go to your control panel
2. Select Programs and under the Program and Features, Turn Windows Features to ON/OFF
3. When all the Services features are all displayed, Choose Internet Information System. In IIS 7, you have to set all the services you want because when you install the IIS 7 by default, it will only install the default.
1. Go to your control panel
2. Select Programs and under the Program and Features, Turn Windows Features to ON/OFF
3. When all the Services features are all displayed, Choose Internet Information System. In IIS 7, you have to set all the services you want because when you install the IIS 7 by default, it will only install the default.
PHP5/MySQL trick on Windows platform
It’s not like the legacy setup on win32 platform, there are some tweaks to do before you can totally integrate MySQL to PHP5.
For example if you are using a Windows 2003 as your web server and you want to enable php5 server side scripting and MySQL database server.
1. Open your php.ini located on [Drive:\windows]
2. Uncomment [extension=php_mysql.dll]
3. Insert [extension_dir=drive:\php5\ext]
4. Copy [libmysql.dll] from [drive:\C:\Program Files\MySQL\MySQL Server 5.0\lib\debug] to [drive:\windows]
5. Finish
Thats all folks
For example if you are using a Windows 2003 as your web server and you want to enable php5 server side scripting and MySQL database server.
1. Open your php.ini located on [Drive:\windows]
2. Uncomment [extension=php_mysql.dll]
3. Insert [extension_dir=drive:\php5\ext]
4. Copy [libmysql.dll] from [drive:\C:\Program Files\MySQL\MySQL Server 5.0\lib\debug] to [drive:\windows]
5. Finish
Thats all folks
Show hidden files disabled
This is how i trouble shoot.
Causer:
Virus
Asnwer:
“HKEY_LOCAL_MACHINE\SOFTWARE\Microsoft\Windows\CurrentVersion\Explorer\Advanced\Folder\Hidden\SHOWALL”
Set the ff or create new:
CheckedValue, DWORD, 1
Then go to folders Option and check the show hidden files.
Causer:
Virus
Asnwer:
“HKEY_LOCAL_MACHINE\SOFTWARE\Microsoft\Windows\CurrentVersion\Explorer\Advanced\Folder\Hidden\SHOWALL”
Set the ff or create new:
CheckedValue, DWORD, 1
Then go to folders Option and check the show hidden files.
Globe MMS Section
Recently I recieved a notification from GLOBE Telecom that someone has sent me a MMS message and i can find the said message under MMS Section of www.myglobe.com.ph. Since this “message” was sent by “+….” (i recognized the number my honey). I logon to the website using my phone, but i can’t find the so called MMS Section…
I tried again in the morning using the PC, again theres no MMS Section.
I Noticed that the website was on beta mode and most of the contents are electronic goods for sale. Since free to register i also take time to register.
So where’s the heck MMS stored? Is this a advertisement of GLOBE so that subscriber will visit their ecommerce website? If so, this is a lame advertising.
BECAUSE…
I spent time and money in searching for that MMS.
NOTE: My daughter also recieved same message
29 Comments »
cant find the so called mms section.it annoyed me…..and pls stop sending me again
Comment by nancy desamparado | April 17, 2009
at the middle of the night, my phone rang saying that i have a message that i can retrieve through your MMS sec. where the hell is that message? Pls stop sending that msg at the time of the night ur disturbing the good sleep of ur subscribers!!!
Comment by nerisa garcia | April 19, 2009
Yes, gl0be really is a bullsh!t fuck! Better switch to smart! Smart ka sa Smart!
Comment by asskicker | April 20, 2009
i also got the same message from globe this morning at around 5am and i also couldn’t find the said MMS section. i asked the one who sent me the MMS and she said that she didn’t send any MMS at all.
i got this from globe website:
http://site.globe.com.ph/web/guest/193#faq2
“Question:
2. I was able to receive MMS before but, suddenly I received a text message directing me to download the message through myGlobe.
Answer:
Check available memory of your current handset. Multimedia support is dependent on handset, incoming messages volume may be larger than what is available.
Check handset configuration, this may have been modified.”
Unfortunately, this doesn’t answer the question regarding the MMS section.
Comment by jay villaflor | April 22, 2009
but i have a lot of free memory. I just wonder where the hell is MMS Section at myglobe.com.ph?
Comment by einnox | April 22, 2009
gUys thOse sEnders whO sEnt yOu thOse mms tried thE unlimitedmms..i alsO triEd thE umms aNd i sEnt it tO my own nO. aNd i alsO rEceive thAt mEssage frOm gLobe..aNd nOw i’m alsO trying tO fiNd thE sAid mms..bUt sAd tO sAy i thiNk thE umms dOes nOt wOrk sUccesfULy.
Comment by diAnNe | April 24, 2009
gUys thOse sEnders whO sEnt yOu thOse mms tried thE unlimitedmms..i alsO triEd thE umms aNd i sEnt it tO my own nO. aNd i alsO rEceive thAt mEssage frOm gLobe..aNd nOw i’m alsO trying tO fiNd thE sAid mms..bUt sAd tO sAy i thiNk thE umms dOes nOt wOrk sUccesfULy…,
Comment by diAnNe | April 24, 2009
you can retrieve your mms by going to http://203.177.10.146/mms/indexmms.jsp
login with your number (63XXXXXXXXXX) and the password sent in the text.
anyhoo, after going through all that trouble just to know where to login, the mms i got was just spam. pfft.
Comment by akoito | April 24, 2009
thanks!
nothing to check since the message was received almost a month now.
what can i say? Globe sucks!
Comment by einnox | April 26, 2009
i cannot open my 2 mms
Comment by sonny baisa | April 26, 2009
Hello to all here !!!!!!
Comment by theosere | May 18, 2009
it was the second time i received an mms channeled to myglobe.com and with the password but same ,i can’t find the message where the hell it is… so please stop sending if
it is just a kind of advertisement that makes us fool to
search on………………
Comment by eiron | May 22, 2009
pota kau globe wag kaung distorbo
Comment by SABBATHS | May 31, 2009
hehehe!! reading all these comments, made me realized that i Was also a victim pala?? Actually i already had an idea that kalokohan yung Msg na na received ko.. bec I asked the person who allegedly sent the MMS, he was confused, and telling me that he did not send any MMS msg for me?? Ano ba to GLOBE???
Comment by Long | June 4, 2009
i have the same problem, it has happened many times but someone really did send me an mms.. because the person confirmed and was asking if i received it.. still can’t find that damned mms section though..
Comment by dianne | June 16, 2009
@Dianne,
Please find your MMS here http://203.177.10.146/mms/indexmms.jsp
This was posted by a generous poster.
thanks
sonnie
Comment by Sonnie | June 17, 2009
Ah I also receive MMS message from globe.ah where is it.where mms section
Comment by KATRINA | June 18, 2009
look for my mms
Comment by globe | June 27, 2009
i cant open my MMS send by 63906542959
Comment by michel valdesoto | August 2, 2009
how to open my mssg??????????????i nid to open it now
Comment by ann | August 3, 2009
I’d like to join to all people pissed off by this mms fucking thing, its robbery! it deducts about P15 from your account upon receiving mms advise i want to turn it off because i dont want it and i never requested as far as i can remember! its ROBBERY!
Comment by joey ramos | August 4, 2009
shot up! FUCKER!
why u always get my fucking laod hupz!
what do u think of us rich!
pagpuyo mo oi…….
DAMN IT!
DONT ALWAYS stealing to my laod hupz!!
Comment by sandy suson | August 12, 2009
Arang boanga jud ng mms message sa globe, cg padala unja dili ma open. Cg lang pangawat ug load.
Comment by Roskey | August 28, 2009
I saw mms section, pero di ko mahanp san itype yung password, ilang beses nq nakakatanggap ng mms di ko naman makita, sayang lng! paki clear nman po!
Comment by sweet_unknown | August 30, 2009
The left side? Is this a way to promote a web? Damn.
@Jessica Bollozos: FYI. I’m not promoting anything here. Go to google and question them why they are indexing my weblog. And why you dont use your legit email?
Comment by Jessica Bollozos | September 2, 2009
I tried downloading the MMS once in a cafe and successfully browsed the picture. And it’s good. Same friend send me again an MMS and it was never seen because of unknown links of the website myglobe.com.ph coming in. It’s disappointing. Just waisting money for this site.
Comment by Lee Edward Buslig | September 3, 2009
nice article
i mark it.
Comment by waleed | November 17, 2009
bad3p nmn!klokohan lng 2. excted pa nmn din ako mbsa! >.< Comment by nameless | January 4, 2010 I think it’s much better to change sim, because last week I subscribed to globe telecom on how to disable or stop sending mms messages which has php 15.00 deduction on load, they say that they will send me an instruction on how to disable or ways how to turn off mms and until NOW I’m still waiting for that instruction!..DAMN!>:O.ZZzzzzzz
Comment by Dgreat! | January 26, 2010
I tried again in the morning using the PC, again theres no MMS Section.
I Noticed that the website was on beta mode and most of the contents are electronic goods for sale. Since free to register i also take time to register.
So where’s the heck MMS stored? Is this a advertisement of GLOBE so that subscriber will visit their ecommerce website? If so, this is a lame advertising.
BECAUSE…
I spent time and money in searching for that MMS.
NOTE: My daughter also recieved same message
29 Comments »
cant find the so called mms section.it annoyed me…..and pls stop sending me again
Comment by nancy desamparado | April 17, 2009
at the middle of the night, my phone rang saying that i have a message that i can retrieve through your MMS sec. where the hell is that message? Pls stop sending that msg at the time of the night ur disturbing the good sleep of ur subscribers!!!
Comment by nerisa garcia | April 19, 2009
Yes, gl0be really is a bullsh!t fuck! Better switch to smart! Smart ka sa Smart!
Comment by asskicker | April 20, 2009
i also got the same message from globe this morning at around 5am and i also couldn’t find the said MMS section. i asked the one who sent me the MMS and she said that she didn’t send any MMS at all.
i got this from globe website:
http://site.globe.com.ph/web/guest/193#faq2
“Question:
2. I was able to receive MMS before but, suddenly I received a text message directing me to download the message through myGlobe.
Answer:
Check available memory of your current handset. Multimedia support is dependent on handset, incoming messages volume may be larger than what is available.
Check handset configuration, this may have been modified.”
Unfortunately, this doesn’t answer the question regarding the MMS section.
Comment by jay villaflor | April 22, 2009
but i have a lot of free memory. I just wonder where the hell is MMS Section at myglobe.com.ph?
Comment by einnox | April 22, 2009
gUys thOse sEnders whO sEnt yOu thOse mms tried thE unlimitedmms..i alsO triEd thE umms aNd i sEnt it tO my own nO. aNd i alsO rEceive thAt mEssage frOm gLobe..aNd nOw i’m alsO trying tO fiNd thE sAid mms..bUt sAd tO sAy i thiNk thE umms dOes nOt wOrk sUccesfULy.
Comment by diAnNe | April 24, 2009
gUys thOse sEnders whO sEnt yOu thOse mms tried thE unlimitedmms..i alsO triEd thE umms aNd i sEnt it tO my own nO. aNd i alsO rEceive thAt mEssage frOm gLobe..aNd nOw i’m alsO trying tO fiNd thE sAid mms..bUt sAd tO sAy i thiNk thE umms dOes nOt wOrk sUccesfULy…,
Comment by diAnNe | April 24, 2009
you can retrieve your mms by going to http://203.177.10.146/mms/indexmms.jsp
login with your number (63XXXXXXXXXX) and the password sent in the text.
anyhoo, after going through all that trouble just to know where to login, the mms i got was just spam. pfft.
Comment by akoito | April 24, 2009
thanks!
nothing to check since the message was received almost a month now.
what can i say? Globe sucks!
Comment by einnox | April 26, 2009
i cannot open my 2 mms
Comment by sonny baisa | April 26, 2009
Hello to all here !!!!!!
Comment by theosere | May 18, 2009
it was the second time i received an mms channeled to myglobe.com and with the password but same ,i can’t find the message where the hell it is… so please stop sending if
it is just a kind of advertisement that makes us fool to
search on………………
Comment by eiron | May 22, 2009
pota kau globe wag kaung distorbo
Comment by SABBATHS | May 31, 2009
hehehe!! reading all these comments, made me realized that i Was also a victim pala?? Actually i already had an idea that kalokohan yung Msg na na received ko.. bec I asked the person who allegedly sent the MMS, he was confused, and telling me that he did not send any MMS msg for me?? Ano ba to GLOBE???
Comment by Long | June 4, 2009
i have the same problem, it has happened many times but someone really did send me an mms.. because the person confirmed and was asking if i received it.. still can’t find that damned mms section though..
Comment by dianne | June 16, 2009
@Dianne,
Please find your MMS here http://203.177.10.146/mms/indexmms.jsp
This was posted by a generous poster.
thanks
sonnie
Comment by Sonnie | June 17, 2009
Ah I also receive MMS message from globe.ah where is it.where mms section
Comment by KATRINA | June 18, 2009
look for my mms
Comment by globe | June 27, 2009
i cant open my MMS send by 63906542959
Comment by michel valdesoto | August 2, 2009
how to open my mssg??????????????i nid to open it now
Comment by ann | August 3, 2009
I’d like to join to all people pissed off by this mms fucking thing, its robbery! it deducts about P15 from your account upon receiving mms advise i want to turn it off because i dont want it and i never requested as far as i can remember! its ROBBERY!
Comment by joey ramos | August 4, 2009
shot up! FUCKER!
why u always get my fucking laod hupz!
what do u think of us rich!
pagpuyo mo oi…….
DAMN IT!
DONT ALWAYS stealing to my laod hupz!!
Comment by sandy suson | August 12, 2009
Arang boanga jud ng mms message sa globe, cg padala unja dili ma open. Cg lang pangawat ug load.
Comment by Roskey | August 28, 2009
I saw mms section, pero di ko mahanp san itype yung password, ilang beses nq nakakatanggap ng mms di ko naman makita, sayang lng! paki clear nman po!
Comment by sweet_unknown | August 30, 2009
The left side? Is this a way to promote a web? Damn.
@Jessica Bollozos: FYI. I’m not promoting anything here. Go to google and question them why they are indexing my weblog. And why you dont use your legit email?
Comment by Jessica Bollozos | September 2, 2009
I tried downloading the MMS once in a cafe and successfully browsed the picture. And it’s good. Same friend send me again an MMS and it was never seen because of unknown links of the website myglobe.com.ph coming in. It’s disappointing. Just waisting money for this site.
Comment by Lee Edward Buslig | September 3, 2009
nice article
i mark it.
Comment by waleed | November 17, 2009
bad3p nmn!klokohan lng 2. excted pa nmn din ako mbsa! >.< Comment by nameless | January 4, 2010 I think it’s much better to change sim, because last week I subscribed to globe telecom on how to disable or stop sending mms messages which has php 15.00 deduction on load, they say that they will send me an instruction on how to disable or ways how to turn off mms and until NOW I’m still waiting for that instruction!..DAMN!>:O.ZZzzzzzz
Comment by Dgreat! | January 26, 2010
Can’t connect securely because the SSL protocol has been disabled. (Error code: ssl_error_ssl_disabled)
Recently, due to my click, click habit my browser can’t connect to any ssl driven website. Below is the actual error:
Can’t connect securely because the SSL protocol has been disabled.
(Error code: ssl_error_ssl_disabled)
Solution:
1. open Options>Tools>Advanced Panel
2. Under Encryption Tab, Check both SSL 3.0 and Use TLS 1.0
3. Click ok to finish.
4. Dang!
Can’t connect securely because the SSL protocol has been disabled.
(Error code: ssl_error_ssl_disabled)
Solution:
1. open Options>Tools>Advanced Panel
2. Under Encryption Tab, Check both SSL 3.0 and Use TLS 1.0
3. Click ok to finish.
4. Dang!
Opera mini on Sony Ericson P1i
Just downloaded Opera-mini browser for my my phone but can’t get working. I already tried changing (vice -versa) the settings to HTTP and Socket.
Most techy savor recommend the Opera-mini since it is more faster that any mobile browser. That’s why i need to fix this.
I’m pretty much excited in accessing games in facebook using my phone
Most techy savor recommend the Opera-mini since it is more faster that any mobile browser. That’s why i need to fix this.
I’m pretty much excited in accessing games in facebook using my phone
The message could not be sent because one of the recipients was rejected by the server.
You will got this error when your SMTP server authentication was not selected on your email client.
To solve this.
1. in your microsoft Express go to Tools Menu
2. Select Accounts and locate your mail account under mail Tab.
3. After selecting your email account, click the properties button.
4. Under Servers Tab, Tic My Server requires Authentication.
5. click ok and Finish
The message could not be sent because one of the recipients was rejected by the server. The rejected e-mail address was ‘email@email.com’. Subject ‘its important’, Account: ‘mail.email.net’, Server: ‘mail.email.net’, Protocol: SMTP, Server Response: ‘553 sorry, that domain isn’t allowed to be relayed thru this MTA (#5.7.1)’, Port: 25, Secure(SSL): No, Server Error: 553, Error Number: 0×800CCC79
To solve this.
1. in your microsoft Express go to Tools Menu
2. Select Accounts and locate your mail account under mail Tab.
3. After selecting your email account, click the properties button.
4. Under Servers Tab, Tic My Server requires Authentication.
5. click ok and Finish
The message could not be sent because one of the recipients was rejected by the server. The rejected e-mail address was ‘email@email.com’. Subject ‘its important’, Account: ‘mail.email.net’, Server: ‘mail.email.net’, Protocol: SMTP, Server Response: ‘553 sorry, that domain isn’t allowed to be relayed thru this MTA (#5.7.1)’, Port: 25, Secure(SSL): No, Server Error: 553, Error Number: 0×800CCC79
Internet Slang
A C?: AH! SI?
AAF: As A Friend
ADAD: “Another Day Another Dollar
ADIH: Another Day In Hell
ADIP: Another Day in Paradise
AEAP: As Early As Possible
AFAICR: As far as I can recall / remember
AFAICS: As far as I can see
AFAICT: As far as I can tell
AFAIK: As far as I know
AFAP: As Far As Possible
AFK: Away from keyboard
ASAP: As soon as possible
ASL or A/S/L: Age / sex / location
ASLP or A/S/L/P: Age, sex, location, picture
ATEOTD: At The End of the Day
ATM: At the moment
AWOL: Absent Without (Official) Leave
AYBABTU (also abbreviated as AYB): w:All your base are belong to us (from the video game Zero Wing)
B2B: Business to Business
B2C: Business to Customer
B4: Before
BBIAB: Be back in a bit
BBQ: Barbecue. While not internet slang in itself, it is often combined with other initialisms as a point of satire, absurdity, or a non-sequitur. For example OMG WTF BBQ.
BBL/BBS: Be back later / shortly / soon
BCNU: Be seein’ you
BFF: Best Friends Forever
BFN: Bye For Now
blog: Also known as web log or an online journal
BOFH: Bastard operator from hell
bot: Any type of automated software in chatrooms and web-cataloging software
BRB: Be right back
BSOD: Blue Screen of Death
BTDT: Been there done that
BTW: By the way
bump: Increment (for example, C’s ++ operator.) or a backronym for “Bring Up My Post”
CMIIW: Correct me if I’m wrong.
crawl: To retrieve a web page along with the hyperlinks that reference it
crapplet: A poorly written computer application
CU: See you (later)
CYA: See ya OR Cover Your Ass
DFTT: Don’t feed the trolls
DIAF: Die in a fire
DILLIGAF/D/S: Does it look like I give a flip / fuck / damn / shit
D/L: Download
DND: Do not disturb
DOA: Dead on arrival. Refers to hardware that is broken on delivery.
EOF: End of File
EOM: End of Message
EOL: End of Life (device or hardware that is at the end of its product life cycle ) OR End of Line.
EQ: EverQuest
ETA: Estimated time of arrival
F9: Fine
FAQ: Frequently Asked Question(s)
FFS: For fuck’s sake
flamer: Someone who makes inflammatory, abusive or directly offensive comments. Similar to, but not quite the same as an Internet troll .
FMCDH: From My Cold Dead Hands
FML: Fuck my life.
FOAD: Fuck off and die
FOAF: Friend of a friend
FTFY: Fixed that for you
FTL: For the loss
FTW: For the win
FTW?: Fuck the what? (reversal of WTF?, implies increased confusion)
FU: Fuck you
FUBAR: Fucked up beyond all recognition / repair (from military slang; pronounced “foo-bar”)
FUD: Fear, Uncertainty and Doubt (the purposeful spread of misinformation)
FWIW: For what it’s worth
FYI: For your information
GBTW: Get back to work
GF: Great/good fight
GFU: Good for you
GFY: Go fuck yourself
GG: Good game, used at or near the conclusion of a gaming match
GGS: Good games
GJ: Good job, often used in online gaming when a teammate performs an act benefitting his team, such as killing an opponent or enabling that kill
GL: Good luck, used before commencing a game
GMTA: Great minds think alike
Godwin’s Law: Dictates that the longer a thread, the more likely someone will post a comparison involving Nazis or Hitler
gratz: Congratulations
GTFO: Get the fuck out
GTG or G2G: ‘Got to go’ or ‘Good to go’
GR: Good Race
HAND: have a nice day
handle: Name used in online chat, (AKA nick(name), alias, screen/user name)
HF: Have fun
haxor or H4×0r (1337): Hacker
hit: A request made to the web server, (noun) the results of an internet search, (verb) loading a Web page. Hits are not equivalent to visitors of a webpage.
home page: The website’s introduction page, starting point, and guide. The technical term is “index”
hot list: A collection of publicly available URLs (World Wide Web site addresses), sometimes available as text files.
HTH: Hope this / that helps
IANAL: I am not a lawyer
IBTL: In before the lock
IDK: I don’t know
IONO: I don’t know
IIRC: If I recall / remember correctly
IIUC: If I understand correctly
ILY: I love you
IMO: In my opinion
IMHO: In my humble / honest opinion
IMNSHO: In my not so humble opinion
IMAO: In my arrogant opinion
Information superhighway: The Internet (AKA: I-way, infobahn)
IOW: In other words
IRC: Internet Relay Chat
IRL: In real life
ITYM: I Think You Mean
IWSN: I want sex now
IYKWIM: If you know what I mean
jaggy: aliased computer graphics
JAS: Just a sec
JFTR: Just for the record
JK or j/k: Just kidding, or joke
k or kk: OK
KISS: Keep it simple stupid.
KOS: Kill on sight
KTHX: OK, thanks
KTHXBAI: OK, thanks, goodbye, used either to cut short a conversation or to express displeasure with being cut short
L8R: Later, L8R also sometimes abbreviated as L8ER is commonly used in chat rooms and other text based communications as a way of saying good bye.
lag: Slang term for slow Internet speeds or high Internet latency; Lag is sometimes due to a server problem, but more frequently due to the connection between client and server. A slow or intermittent connection may often be referred to as laggy
lamer: A know-nothing, one who is lame.
leet: Often spelled as l33t or 1337. It originally meant elite
LFG: Looking for group
LFM: Looking for more
LMAO: Laughing my ass off
LMFAO: Laughing my fucking ass off
LMIRL: Let’s meet in real life.
LMK: Let me know
LOL: Laughing out loud, laugh out loud
LTNS: Long time no see
lulz: corruption of LOL
lurker: Someone who frequents a Usenet group without participating in discussions
LYLAB: Love you like a brother.
LYLAS: Love you like a sister.
MMORPG, MMO: Massive Multi-player Online Role Playing Game
MOTD: Message of the day
MTFBWY: May The Force be with you
MUD: Multi-User Dungeon
MUSH: Multi-User Shared Hallucination
MYOB: Mind your own business
M8: Mate
N1: Nice one, used mostly often in gaming
NE1: “Anyone”
newbie, newb, n00b: An inexperienced user of a system or game, or an annoying person. Usually a derogatory term for someone inexperienced at a game.
NIFOC: Naked In Front Of Computer
NM: (Sometimes written N/M) Not much, Never mind or no message, used on message boards or in e-mails to indicate that everything is already said in the subject line.
n0rp: Alternate form of pr0n, intentional misspelling of porn
NP: No problem
NS: Nice shot. Used in online gaming.
NSFW: Not safe for work. Warning about content that may get the viewer in trouble with his employer or co-workers.
NVM, NVMD, or nm: Nevermind, not much
O RLY: Oh really?
OIC: Oh, I see
OFN: Old freaking news
OMG: Oh my god
OMFG: Oh my fucking god
OMGWTF: Oh my God what the fuck
OMW: On my way or Oh my word
ONOZ: Oh, no
OP: Original poster / Operator / Outpost
OS: Operating system
OT: Off topic
OTOH: On the other hand
OTP: On the phone or One true pairing or On The Piss
P2P: Peer to peer, or pay to play
PAW: Parents are watching
PEBKAC/PEBCAK: Problem exists between keyboard and chair
PITA: Pain in the arse / ass
PLMK: Please let me know
PMSL: Pissing myself laughing
POS: Piece of shit, or parent over shoulder.
POTS: Plain old telephone service
POV: Point of view
PL: Powerleveling, used in online games.
PPL: People
PTKFGS: Punch the Keys For God’s Sake
pr0n: Intentional misspelling of porn
PW: Persistent World (gaming)
pwned: Intentional misspelling of owned
QFT: Quoted for truthiness—either to show satire or agreement with something satiric.
QWP: (texting) Quit Whining, Please. (gaming) equip v / equipment n.
rehi (or merely re): Hello again
RL: Real Life
RMS: Ride me sideways
ROFL/ROTFL: Rolling on (the) floor laughing
ROFLMAO/ROTFLMAO: Rolling on (the) floor laughing my ass off
ROFLMAOWPIMP/ROTFLMAOWPIMP: Rolling on (the) floor laughing my ass off while peeing in my pants
ROFLOL/ROTFLOL: Rolling on (the) floor laughing out loud
RSN: Real soon now (used sarcastically)
RTFB: Read the fucking binary (or book)
RTFS: Read the fucking source
RTFM/RTM: Read the (fucking) manual or reboot the (fucking) machine
SCNR: Sorry, could not resist
SFW: Safe for Work, see NSFW
sk8/sk8r/sk8er: skate/skater
smiley: Another name for emoticons
SMH: Shaking my head
SNAFU: Situation normal: all (fucked/ fouled) up
Snail mail: Normal paper mail service
SOHF: Sense of humor failure
spider: The program behind a search engine
STFU: Shut the fuck up
STFW: Search the fucking web
TANSTAAFL: There ain’t no such thing as a free lunch , a quote originally attributed to Robert Heinlein
TBF: Time between failures
TBH: To be honest
TG: That’s great
TGIF: Thank God it’s Friday
THX/THNX, TNX or TX: Thanks
TIA: Thanks in advance
TINC: There Is No Cabal, a term discouraging conspiracy theories
TL;DR: Too Long; Didn’t Read
TMI: Too much information
TOOBS: Internets (refering to the internet as a series of tubes)
TOS: Terms of service
TTBOMK: To the best of my knowledge
TTFN: Ta ta for now
TTYL: Talk to you later (also spelled TTUL, T2UL or T2YL)
TTYN: Talk to you never
TTYS: Talk to you soon
tweedler: One who has deep love for all computer related technology and gadgets
TY: Thank you
TYT: Take your time
TYVM: Thank you very much
U: You
UTFSE: Use the fucking search engine
UGO: You got Owned
URS: You Really Suck
w00t, w00T or WOOT: First two express exuberance, the last is a backronym for the term “We Own the Other Team”.
W/ or W/O: With or without
WB: Welcome back
W/E: Whatever
W/E: Weekend
WRT: With respect / regard to
WTB: Want to buy
WTF: What the fuck
WTG: Way to go
WTH: What the hell
WTS: Want to sell
WTT: Want to trade
WUG: What you got?
WUBU2: What (have) you been up to?
WUU2: What (are) you up to?
WYSIWYG: What you see is what you get
W8: Wait
YAGNI: You Ain’t Gonna Need It.
YAGTOH: you are going to own him.
YHBT: You have been trolled.
YKW: You know what?
YMMV: Your mileage may vary.
YOYO: You’re On Your Own.
YTMND: You’re The Man Now, Dog
YW: You’re welcome.
AAF: As A Friend
ADAD: “Another Day Another Dollar
ADIH: Another Day In Hell
ADIP: Another Day in Paradise
AEAP: As Early As Possible
AFAICR: As far as I can recall / remember
AFAICS: As far as I can see
AFAICT: As far as I can tell
AFAIK: As far as I know
AFAP: As Far As Possible
AFK: Away from keyboard
ASAP: As soon as possible
ASL or A/S/L: Age / sex / location
ASLP or A/S/L/P: Age, sex, location, picture
ATEOTD: At The End of the Day
ATM: At the moment
AWOL: Absent Without (Official) Leave
AYBABTU (also abbreviated as AYB): w:All your base are belong to us (from the video game Zero Wing)
B2B: Business to Business
B2C: Business to Customer
B4: Before
BBIAB: Be back in a bit
BBQ: Barbecue. While not internet slang in itself, it is often combined with other initialisms as a point of satire, absurdity, or a non-sequitur. For example OMG WTF BBQ.
BBL/BBS: Be back later / shortly / soon
BCNU: Be seein’ you
BFF: Best Friends Forever
BFN: Bye For Now
blog: Also known as web log or an online journal
BOFH: Bastard operator from hell
bot: Any type of automated software in chatrooms and web-cataloging software
BRB: Be right back
BSOD: Blue Screen of Death
BTDT: Been there done that
BTW: By the way
bump: Increment (for example, C’s ++ operator.) or a backronym for “Bring Up My Post”
CMIIW: Correct me if I’m wrong.
crawl: To retrieve a web page along with the hyperlinks that reference it
crapplet: A poorly written computer application
CU: See you (later)
CYA: See ya OR Cover Your Ass
DFTT: Don’t feed the trolls
DIAF: Die in a fire
DILLIGAF/D/S: Does it look like I give a flip / fuck / damn / shit
D/L: Download
DND: Do not disturb
DOA: Dead on arrival. Refers to hardware that is broken on delivery.
EOF: End of File
EOM: End of Message
EOL: End of Life (device or hardware that is at the end of its product life cycle ) OR End of Line.
EQ: EverQuest
ETA: Estimated time of arrival
F9: Fine
FAQ: Frequently Asked Question(s)
FFS: For fuck’s sake
flamer: Someone who makes inflammatory, abusive or directly offensive comments. Similar to, but not quite the same as an Internet troll .
FMCDH: From My Cold Dead Hands
FML: Fuck my life.
FOAD: Fuck off and die
FOAF: Friend of a friend
FTFY: Fixed that for you
FTL: For the loss
FTW: For the win
FTW?: Fuck the what? (reversal of WTF?, implies increased confusion)
FU: Fuck you
FUBAR: Fucked up beyond all recognition / repair (from military slang; pronounced “foo-bar”)
FUD: Fear, Uncertainty and Doubt (the purposeful spread of misinformation)
FWIW: For what it’s worth
FYI: For your information
GBTW: Get back to work
GF: Great/good fight
GFU: Good for you
GFY: Go fuck yourself
GG: Good game, used at or near the conclusion of a gaming match
GGS: Good games
GJ: Good job, often used in online gaming when a teammate performs an act benefitting his team, such as killing an opponent or enabling that kill
GL: Good luck, used before commencing a game
GMTA: Great minds think alike
Godwin’s Law: Dictates that the longer a thread, the more likely someone will post a comparison involving Nazis or Hitler
gratz: Congratulations
GTFO: Get the fuck out
GTG or G2G: ‘Got to go’ or ‘Good to go’
GR: Good Race
HAND: have a nice day
handle: Name used in online chat, (AKA nick(name), alias, screen/user name)
HF: Have fun
haxor or H4×0r (1337): Hacker
hit: A request made to the web server, (noun) the results of an internet search, (verb) loading a Web page. Hits are not equivalent to visitors of a webpage.
home page: The website’s introduction page, starting point, and guide. The technical term is “index”
hot list: A collection of publicly available URLs (World Wide Web site addresses), sometimes available as text files.
HTH: Hope this / that helps
IANAL: I am not a lawyer
IBTL: In before the lock
IDK: I don’t know
IONO: I don’t know
IIRC: If I recall / remember correctly
IIUC: If I understand correctly
ILY: I love you
IMO: In my opinion
IMHO: In my humble / honest opinion
IMNSHO: In my not so humble opinion
IMAO: In my arrogant opinion
Information superhighway: The Internet (AKA: I-way, infobahn)
IOW: In other words
IRC: Internet Relay Chat
IRL: In real life
ITYM: I Think You Mean
IWSN: I want sex now
IYKWIM: If you know what I mean
jaggy: aliased computer graphics
JAS: Just a sec
JFTR: Just for the record
JK or j/k: Just kidding, or joke
k or kk: OK
KISS: Keep it simple stupid.
KOS: Kill on sight
KTHX: OK, thanks
KTHXBAI: OK, thanks, goodbye, used either to cut short a conversation or to express displeasure with being cut short
L8R: Later, L8R also sometimes abbreviated as L8ER is commonly used in chat rooms and other text based communications as a way of saying good bye.
lag: Slang term for slow Internet speeds or high Internet latency; Lag is sometimes due to a server problem, but more frequently due to the connection between client and server. A slow or intermittent connection may often be referred to as laggy
lamer: A know-nothing, one who is lame.
leet: Often spelled as l33t or 1337. It originally meant elite
LFG: Looking for group
LFM: Looking for more
LMAO: Laughing my ass off
LMFAO: Laughing my fucking ass off
LMIRL: Let’s meet in real life.
LMK: Let me know
LOL: Laughing out loud, laugh out loud
LTNS: Long time no see
lulz: corruption of LOL
lurker: Someone who frequents a Usenet group without participating in discussions
LYLAB: Love you like a brother.
LYLAS: Love you like a sister.
MMORPG, MMO: Massive Multi-player Online Role Playing Game
MOTD: Message of the day
MTFBWY: May The Force be with you
MUD: Multi-User Dungeon
MUSH: Multi-User Shared Hallucination
MYOB: Mind your own business
M8: Mate
N1: Nice one, used mostly often in gaming
NE1: “Anyone”
newbie, newb, n00b: An inexperienced user of a system or game, or an annoying person. Usually a derogatory term for someone inexperienced at a game.
NIFOC: Naked In Front Of Computer
NM: (Sometimes written N/M) Not much, Never mind or no message, used on message boards or in e-mails to indicate that everything is already said in the subject line.
n0rp: Alternate form of pr0n, intentional misspelling of porn
NP: No problem
NS: Nice shot. Used in online gaming.
NSFW: Not safe for work. Warning about content that may get the viewer in trouble with his employer or co-workers.
NVM, NVMD, or nm: Nevermind, not much
O RLY: Oh really?
OIC: Oh, I see
OFN: Old freaking news
OMG: Oh my god
OMFG: Oh my fucking god
OMGWTF: Oh my God what the fuck
OMW: On my way or Oh my word
ONOZ: Oh, no
OP: Original poster / Operator / Outpost
OS: Operating system
OT: Off topic
OTOH: On the other hand
OTP: On the phone or One true pairing or On The Piss
P2P: Peer to peer, or pay to play
PAW: Parents are watching
PEBKAC/PEBCAK: Problem exists between keyboard and chair
PITA: Pain in the arse / ass
PLMK: Please let me know
PMSL: Pissing myself laughing
POS: Piece of shit, or parent over shoulder.
POTS: Plain old telephone service
POV: Point of view
PL: Powerleveling, used in online games.
PPL: People
PTKFGS: Punch the Keys For God’s Sake
pr0n: Intentional misspelling of porn
PW: Persistent World (gaming)
pwned: Intentional misspelling of owned
QFT: Quoted for truthiness—either to show satire or agreement with something satiric.
QWP: (texting) Quit Whining, Please. (gaming) equip v / equipment n.
rehi (or merely re): Hello again
RL: Real Life
RMS: Ride me sideways
ROFL/ROTFL: Rolling on (the) floor laughing
ROFLMAO/ROTFLMAO: Rolling on (the) floor laughing my ass off
ROFLMAOWPIMP/ROTFLMAOWPIMP: Rolling on (the) floor laughing my ass off while peeing in my pants
ROFLOL/ROTFLOL: Rolling on (the) floor laughing out loud
RSN: Real soon now (used sarcastically)
RTFB: Read the fucking binary (or book)
RTFS: Read the fucking source
RTFM/RTM: Read the (fucking) manual or reboot the (fucking) machine
SCNR: Sorry, could not resist
SFW: Safe for Work, see NSFW
sk8/sk8r/sk8er: skate/skater
smiley: Another name for emoticons
SMH: Shaking my head
SNAFU: Situation normal: all (fucked/ fouled) up
Snail mail: Normal paper mail service
SOHF: Sense of humor failure
spider: The program behind a search engine
STFU: Shut the fuck up
STFW: Search the fucking web
TANSTAAFL: There ain’t no such thing as a free lunch , a quote originally attributed to Robert Heinlein
TBF: Time between failures
TBH: To be honest
TG: That’s great
TGIF: Thank God it’s Friday
THX/THNX, TNX or TX: Thanks
TIA: Thanks in advance
TINC: There Is No Cabal, a term discouraging conspiracy theories
TL;DR: Too Long; Didn’t Read
TMI: Too much information
TOOBS: Internets (refering to the internet as a series of tubes)
TOS: Terms of service
TTBOMK: To the best of my knowledge
TTFN: Ta ta for now
TTYL: Talk to you later (also spelled TTUL, T2UL or T2YL)
TTYN: Talk to you never
TTYS: Talk to you soon
tweedler: One who has deep love for all computer related technology and gadgets
TY: Thank you
TYT: Take your time
TYVM: Thank you very much
U: You
UTFSE: Use the fucking search engine
UGO: You got Owned
URS: You Really Suck
w00t, w00T or WOOT: First two express exuberance, the last is a backronym for the term “We Own the Other Team”.
W/ or W/O: With or without
WB: Welcome back
W/E: Whatever
W/E: Weekend
WRT: With respect / regard to
WTB: Want to buy
WTF: What the fuck
WTG: Way to go
WTH: What the hell
WTS: Want to sell
WTT: Want to trade
WUG: What you got?
WUBU2: What (have) you been up to?
WUU2: What (are) you up to?
WYSIWYG: What you see is what you get
W8: Wait
YAGNI: You Ain’t Gonna Need It.
YAGTOH: you are going to own him.
YHBT: You have been trolled.
YKW: You know what?
YMMV: Your mileage may vary.
YOYO: You’re On Your Own.
YTMND: You’re The Man Now, Dog
YW: You’re welcome.
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